CPEG — 02/23/2024 10:26 PM

be me
wyvern/f/adult
found the perfect nesting spot on top of a ruined dwarven hold
leave my eggs for 5 minutes to find food
come back to find a filthy human thief has crawled up through a crevasse
he's pilfered my shinies
rage.jpg
watch him slip and fall down the hole, crunch
mfw the meat is pre-tenderized
crawl down the crevasse to claim my prey
hairy dwarf pops out of a hole in the wall and grabs his buddy
our eyes lock
roll simultaneous initiative
he rolls high and just barely slips backwards into the narrow hole before I tear him apart
mfw the thief survived with only a broken leg
mfw he immediately blabs about seeing my 6 eggs
mfw I hear excited chatter about how much wyvern eggs sell for

What has this world come to? You can't even defend your nest from home invaders without them calling CPS.

Lee Adamson (dizzydragon.net) — 02/23/2024 10:38 PM
…. Then later on we all get torn apart by ogres, lol.