Local Orc Tribe Chases Off Adventurers. Adventurers Find Phat Loot Elsewhere
Ragnhildr Redhelm (L1 Dwarven Furnacewife)
Colter
Boggard
Horgar (L1 Human Barbarian)
Mani (L? Nubrian Wonderworker)
Bolverk
Stifen
Finrow
(I gotta get youse guys' classes and levels!)
Travel to Caer Barmoral!
We stopped by the mausoleum, but were still unable to pick the lock!
We stumbled upon a pasture full of horsetail and started harvesting it.
A HECKING GRIZZLY BAAAR ATTACKS!
Colter (iirc?) shoots it with crossbow! It gets more mad!
Horgar charges it, and cleaves it in twain with his 2h sword! (double damage for charge, rolled max damage!)
We finished harvesting the horsetail and continued!
Camp for the night! Giant flies came and ate up the bear parts that we'd harvested and hung in a tree! D:
Next day we made it to Caer Barmoral!
We met up with Reynard and he joined the party!
We sold the horsetail, and took the magic staff to the mage's guild for identification.
We sold the magic staff (+1, Magic Missile lvl2) for 10,000gp!!! YEEEBOI XP! 1666xp, 1666gp per character!!! Ragnvaldr levels up!
We ran some errands in town, then headed back south.
Found a giant nest in a tree on the way. We left it alone!
Found a 30' wide sinkhole!!! Ragnhildr chucked a torch in! Something BIGASS was in there! Maybe a wyvern? We fucked right off!
Next we encountered a band of bugbears (11)! D: We gave each other the stink eye. Neither attacked, so we moved along.
We camped for the night. It snowed! Brr!
Next day no encounters. We camped again just before getting to the tower. An inch of snow in the morning!
We enter the tower and bash a door! ORCS!!!! COMBAT!
We won, but Horgar was mortally wounded! Ragnhildr used up her rechargeable trinket. We saved Horgar though, but we'll have to pre-chew his food from now on!
ONWARD!
OH FUCK A GANG OF ORCS!
RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!
(We ran away to the foyer.)
OH FUCK MORE ORCS!
Oh wait, they are running away. KILL KILL KILL.
They got away. We fucked off and left the tower.
THE ORCS CHASED US OUT AND WAVED THEIR PENII IN OUR GENERAL DIRECTION! D:
We fucked off back to the mausoleum. Camped for the night. In the morning, a herd of unicorns thundered past the camp! D:
(Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. It could be a very penetrating experience!!)
The next morning, we made a battering ram AND FINALLY MADE THAT MAUSOLEUM DOOR OUR BITCH!!
MANI SENT THE BERSERKERS IN TO FIND TRAPS!
(no traps)
LOOOOOOOOOT!!!! FUCK YES!
Fucked off the the brigand camp. Bought 2 donkeys and a cart. Ragnhildr bought the cart (25gp).
We got the shit back to the brigand camp! XP!!!! MONEY!!!!
944xp per player. 744gp per player. 1500 still left to sell in the china. CHYNA!
We took a riverboat to Prydwen.
Someone caught a yuge catfish. We bought it and threw a yuge party.
(Ragnhildr spends 700gp profligate spending.)
We sold the chyna. 188 xp, 206.5 gp per PC.
TOTAL VICTORY (sorta).
(adventure ends 12/19)