Campaign Calendar

Agnar available 3/7.
Ragnhildr available 3/7.

CPEG — Yesterday at 6:33 PM

first time running the abstract mass combat rules
lay siege to an ogre fort
PC hires 150 crossbowmen, 2 medium catapults
almost eliminate them before melee is joined
one single Ogre unit is able to drive off 1 loose crossbowmen platoon
total rout

Crossbowmen OP

CPEG — Yesterday at 8:42 PM

be me
bronze statue created by Elven sorceror-king to guard his tomb for time eternal
be chilling in the main sanctum, guarding his magical artifact
one day, hear a click and footsteps
a pack of humans and filthy dwarves walk in
“INTERLOPERS IN THE TOMB!” Myself and my 3 statue brethren awaken
hapless adventurers try to fight back, their weapons bouncing harmlessly off our bronze bodies
some of them have summoned manes, but our mighty blades obliterate them
adventurers screw off
cleanup time, we unspike all the traps, close all the doors
adventurer footprints lead to the two rooms our King created with magical braziers to deactivate us
instead of returning to our places, we split up and guard the brazier rooms
a month later, my door is opened again
adventurers give a hearty “wtf” seeing us in a room they expected to be empty
one of them tries to spike the door closed
“DEFILERS IN THE TOMB!”
once again they run away
next day, they try again
they try to go past us and just go to the main sanctum
as soon as the filthy thief picks the lock, “INTERLOPERS IN THE TOMB!”
we all charge in from the south, kill one of the adventurers
adventurers run away, we stomp the fallen bard to add new mortar to the dungeon

troll dungeon is troll

Hvarr available 2/24,

CPEG — 02/23/2024 10:26 PM

be me
wyvern/f/adult
found the perfect nesting spot on top of a ruined dwarven hold
leave my eggs for 5 minutes to find food
come back to find a filthy human thief has crawled up through a crevasse
he's pilfered my shinies
rage.jpg
watch him slip and fall down the hole, crunch
mfw the meat is pre-tenderized
crawl down the crevasse to claim my prey
hairy dwarf pops out of a hole in the wall and grabs his buddy
our eyes lock
roll simultaneous initiative
he rolls high and just barely slips backwards into the narrow hole before I tear him apart
mfw the thief survived with only a broken leg
mfw he immediately blabs about seeing my 6 eggs
mfw I hear excited chatter about how much wyvern eggs sell for

What has this world come to? You can't even defend your nest from home invaders without them calling CPS.

Lee Adamson (dizzydragon.net) — 02/23/2024 10:38 PM
…. Then later on we all get torn apart by ogres, lol.

Parker available 2/22.