Dorp, The Village Idiot

Dorp the Village Idiot  (Fighter L.1, 0xp)

HP: 2
AC: 6
AL: Lawful

Str 11
Int 4 (-2)
Wis 10
Dex 9
Con 10
Cha 5 (-2)

Save vs
    Pet/Par: 15
    Poison/Death: 14
    Blast/Breath: 16
    Staff/Wand: 16
    Spell: 17
    Atk Thr: 10

11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9 10

Dmg Bon: +1

Abilities:
    Dysentery

Proficiencies:
    Adventuring
    Dungeon Bashing
    Labor: Manure Shoveling

Equipment:
1gp 8sp
Big stick.  Pet rock.
Plate armor (ac 6)
Great axe (d10)
Boots, Leather, High
Tunic and Pants, Serf
Backpack
Rope, 50'
Tinderbox
Waterskin
Crowbar
Cloak, long hooded
Hat
Goat (Stanley)
Mule (Norman)
Saddle and Tack, riding
Saddlebags
Sack, large
Sack, large
Torch (1) 

Description:
Dorp doesn't bathe very often.  He *really* wants to go in the dungeon.  Like *REALLY* wants to.